Pernicious Badger
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Like a feral animal, wounded and cornered, and knowing full well that the best way to overcome fear is to face it head-on, Pernicious Badger uses literary devices to knit tales of fractured characters with the odds stacked against them, and discovers, through his writing, that cynicism, nihilism, and despair are the only results of his Search. Fortified by a steady diet of Quisp and Quake, his process of asking philosophical questions leads to infinitely more questions, and reveals that the asking, itself, ends in pure ignorance (which, by the way, is not bliss), proving, definitively, that he doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about.
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INFLUENCES: Cheese-Whiz pie, John Steinbeck, Swiss railway clocks, Charles Bukowski, Existentialism, John Fante, Vout-O-Reenee's, Hunter S. Thompson, Havana Club rum, Henry Rollins, Spümcø, William S. Burroughs, the Poetree, Jim Carroll, Physics, Henry Miller, Generation X, Heckle and Jeckle, Iggy Pop, Bal-Swing, the glorious Honda CA150 Dream, Iceberg Slim, Jungle Island, Cormac McCarthy, Ernest Hemmingway, Knudsen yogurt (orange, lime, and pineapple), Chrissie Hynde, Tuna Twist, Exene and Johnny, Mlatch, Black Beauties, Space Food Sticks, Vodka for breakfast, Johnny Quest, The Monkees, Homeboy, two hits of methadone before driving the suicide Lincoln (fuck seatbelts, of course) to the end of the tarmac and watching the planes take off over your head.
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